Wednesday, November 4, 2009

The Female Species


Women are very complicated, and i sometimes wonder if we do it on purpose or if we just cant help it.

We are completely different from men. We cant except compliments the way they do.E.g “Rob you look great.” Rob: “Thanks.” On the other side: “Cindy, you look great.” Cindy: “I do? Must be the lighting”

Men are self confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie

When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.

Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo"

Men forget everything; women remember everything.

It seems as if we are from completely different worlds, we are completely opposite, but then again opposites attract...